LOOK AT MY FRIDGE, LOOK AT MY KITCHEN (OH WO-HO, OH WO-HO) SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN BUT NO FOOD FOR MY CHILDREN LOOK AT ME DAD, CHECK OUT MY S.U.V I’M RIDING HIGH – MESSING WITH PEOPLE OMG, WE NEVER SEEM TO GET ENOUGH OMG, THE POSSIBILITIES NEVER END FANCY MY DOG, SHE FITS IN MY BRAND NEW PURSE (CHIHUAHUA – CHIWOW!) BUT I’M NOT PLEASED WITH THE FACT THAT SHE FAINTS WHEN I’M SNEEZING I’M UP TO DATE WITH THE LATEST OF FASHION TRENDS (THE LATEST — THE BEST!)