HEY JOHNNY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN… HAVE YOU BEEN SCREWIN’ AROUND AGAIN… DID THOSE SIRENS CAUSE YOU TROUBLE… DID THAT GIANT MAKE YOU CRY AT NIGHT? I HEARD YOU DID IT IN TROY I’VE SEEN THAT MOVIE, BUT IT WASN’T VERY GOOD WHAT ABOUT THAT TREE HORSE, JOHNNY? I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY FELL FOR THAT ONE JOHNNY, YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY MIND … JOHNNY ULYSSES, JOHNNY ULYSSES